A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Can you bring me the toilet please
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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