i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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