does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
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I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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