I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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