Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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