thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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