just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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