I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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