The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
