I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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