Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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