All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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