In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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