I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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