When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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