real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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