I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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