Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
