whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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