Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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