Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
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What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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