so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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