Porn is love you can see.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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