whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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