Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.