i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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