His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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