she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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