hell yes lets make some ravioli
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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