So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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