i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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