I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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