Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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