Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
