I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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