Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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