I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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