I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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