Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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