so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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