I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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