i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
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I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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