OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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