I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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