carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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