talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
organizing the empties. That sober.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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