it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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