I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
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I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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