S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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