this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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