I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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