Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
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Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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