their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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