so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
