apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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