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got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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