I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.