My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"