that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"