Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.