BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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